So Boris Yeltsin convenes an emergency meeting of the Russian
Parliment and says:
"I have bad news, and really bad news. First of all, there
is a God. Secondly everything we have worked for since the revolution
will be totally destroyed in 3 days."
Bill Clinton makes a State of the Union address to the American
people on TV and says:
"I have good news and bad news. First of all, there is a
God. Secondly, everything we have worked for since the revolution
will be destroyed in 3 days."
Bill Gates convenes a meeting of the board of directors and
says:
"I have good news, and really good news. First of all, there
is a God, and He spoke to me personally. Secondly, in 3 days,
IBM will be destroyed."