A man, Joe Smith, walks into a store called Rabinovich's Hardware store. He asks to see the owner of the store. When the owner comes out Joe sees a small chinese man. Very confused Joe asks the owner, "Sir, are you the owner?" in a heavy chinese accent the man answers yes."Well then," Joe continues "why does it say Rabinovich's Hardware store...Rabinovich is a russian, not a chinese last name." The owner laughs and replies "WEll, when I arrived at Ellis Island, the registration man asked the man infront of me what his name was and the immigrant replied "Rabinovich" When the registration man asked me my name I told him "Sam Ting" so he wrote down on my papers "Rabinovich" and here I am!